jaymegutierrez blog

Not dead. No really.

admin — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 18:42:18 +0000

So, I felt that it was about time someone posted something. You know… considering it has been about 8 MONTHS since anyone posted… I am so sorry people, so sorry.

As some of you may know, Jayme went to England a while ago. He posted a couple of comments on Facebook before giving up, cause he’s rubbish like that. He twitted quite a bit, though. The first trip had a few complications so Jay decided to come back and go back to London at a later date, when things could be organized with more ease. Either way, he is currently in London again! And is still rubbish at posting. Also emails.

He’s been doing some adverts for radio an did the soundtrack for a T.V advert in Andalucia He will be coming back for Christmas and then returning to London at some point afterwards.

Joe! has been busy with various videos, and on Monday he will be filming the first division Granada F.C. He doesn’t yet know if he’ll be putting the results on youtube yet. Him and The Tall One have been setting up their own website which you can look at here: www.luxvideo.es You can see his new Hombres Solos music video, also the controversial (in Andalucia) UPA advert. Go check it out, he’s been a busy boy

I have become a little batman fixated on deviantart

And that brings us to a section I like to call: What Jayme Missed Out On…

…because he doesn’t send emails. Or Skype.

Night Watch Bookylikey

admin — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 06:42:54 +0000

I’ve just seen a Book lookylikey (a bookylikey) – Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch cover (by Paul Kidby) is exactly like Rembrandt’s painting! I don’t know who this Rembrandt guy is, but he sure ripped-off Pratchett…

Munster Miracle Max Mash-up

admin — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 15:59:11 +0000

I would never have thought of relating The Princess Bride with The Munsters, until last night.
That was when I recognised Miracle Max as an aged Grandpa Munster.
So this clearly means – judging by the photographic evidence below – that Billy Crystal, who played both these characters, must be about 111 years old! Amazing! The proof is in the pudding.

Freaky Chinos!

Joe! — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:10:18 +0000

Scary Chinese kids – even their movements are planned and in sync! They’re like little robots!

Thundercats Remake

Joe! — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 10:31:10 +0000

I suppose one question springs to mind… Why?

It’s like a ‘chibi’ remake of the original anime… so why bother? To make money. Just like they did with the A-Team, Dragonball, next year Knight Rider and hundreds of others… So great. The legendary Eye of Thundera will now be associated with a cheesy kid’s film, forever losing its caché, for a quick buck.
Lion-o drops his kecks for money…

Video Blog 15!

Jayme — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:11:15 +0000

So, hello everyone!
Again, I am sorry for the delay, I haven’t posted in ages!
Firstly I would like to thank everyone for all of the comments that I have been receiving! They have been very supportive so THANK YOU!!!

O.k, well…the latest thing that I’ve been up to is moving to London.

Yep, I have moved to London!!! (I say ‘moved’ but it’s more like for an ‘indefinite’ amount of time, so I could end up returning to Spain, depending on how things go here in London.)
I am here to meet people and to try and find a job within the music industry. Whether it be writing, performing, producing,e.t.c… Whatever comes, I am open to all!

I will be trying to do more blog posts about my progress, but I’m not promising anything!

Knight of the Holy Grail is Jaga!

admin — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:50:31 +0000

Whenever I see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade I’m always reminded of Jaga the Thundercat elder…
So I thought I’d just share that with the World…
Maybe that’s where they got the original idea? Who knows? Spielberg and Lucas, probably…

Shoe commission

admin — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:49:47 +0000

Yey! I’ve done another pair of shoes. This time a special someone asked me if I’d paint them a pair, they gave me the shoes and after doing a couple designs they chose the one they liked best.

Here’s a quick look at what was done and how. Huzzah!

First catch your shoes. You’ll find them grazing in high street shops in matching pairs. Approach slowly and with caution. Mind you don’t damage them as you wrestle them to the ground.

Here are the two fine young specimens I used.

Once I had a basic idea of what was wanted I drew the pattern to be painted to the actual size. Here’s a picture of the two designs that I prepared.

I used a white pencil so the lines would show nicely when I traced the pattern onto the shoes.

I then painted them with the fabric paints that Joe! and the Tall One bought me.

Ironed them and Finito!

(Notice how I just flung the ironing thing in there? Like it’s not all that complicated? Iron a shoe? No worries! They taught me in Girl Guides…)

As for who the shoes are for, well I’m not going to mention any names, but…

Jack Black is Keri Russell!

admin — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 15:33:24 +0000

“-Keri Russell (Felicity, Running Wilde) is actually a shaven Jack Black in a wig. Celebrity genious Keith “Cheggers” Chegwin admitted this today, having long known this fact which started as a prank, but has been too embarrassed to speak out until now as nobody had found it funny…”

-The Daily Moon

Video Blog 14! (With the chords to ‘Clean The Fan’)

Jayme — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 14:25:08 +0000

Well, it’s been a while! So, here is video blog number 14! ….or 15? No, it’s 14!
Thanks to everyone for subscribing to my youtube channel, and if you haven’t already, What ya doing? It only takes two secs!
Thanks, and enjoy!